The Hilarious, Unwanted Relationship Advice Every "Happy" Couple Needs


Singledom can breed certain defense mechanisms. Some people fill the void with green juice and Hades yoga, while others laser focus on their faux-glamorous, ultimately mediocre careers (see: Julie Klausner and Billy Eichner in the Amy Poehler-produced Hulu Original, Difficult People). »9/18/15 4:54pm9/18/15 4:54pm

Most Popular Men's Deodorant, Antiperspirant, and Alternatives

Old Spice carried the day in our best men’s deodorant vote, taking down 35% of the more than 12,000 votes as of this writing. We also need to talk about antiperspirants and natural alternatives, so let’s get into it. »7/15/15 12:23pm7/15/15 12:23pm

Cleancast: You've Got Armpit Woes, I've Got Solutions

My guest this week on the official Ask a Clean Person podcast is Deadspin’s own Greg Howard, who joined me to talk about how our editor in chief, Tim Marchman, is so deeply wrong about air conditioning. We also talked about pit stains! Okay, fine, we mostly talked about pit stains, but damn if it wasn’t satisfying to… »7/15/15 11:59am7/15/15 11:59am

Bobsledder Who Got Stuck In Sochi Bathroom Is Now Stuck In Elevator

Damn, Johnny Quinn just cannot catch a break. Just two days after having to Incredible Hulk his way through a bathroom door that wouldn't open, the American bobsledder has once again found himself victimized by the jankiness of the Sochi Olympic facilities. »2/11/14 1:34pm2/11/14 1:34pm

The Complete Family Tree Of College Mascots

The above image is just a tiny portion—the cat teams—of the universe of NCAA mascots. Of nearly 1,300 schools in Divisions I, II, and III, there are bound to be some repeats. But now that someone has gone to the trouble of putting every single one on a poster and breaking them down by team name, it's time to be… »4/10/13 2:19pm4/10/13 2:19pm