I don't watch the Bachelor, well, because I'm a guy and don't really give a shit. But as I understand it, the show is good for one thing. Drama. Oh, and crying.

My friend, Melissa, and a few other creative-minded people created the Bachelor Cryometrics. It's funny. It's in real-time. It's an endeavor to see if the contestants can fill a 100 gallon hot tub. Something tells me they will succeed.