It's no secret that the feature on Deadspin called FUNBAG is my favorite time of the week. In today's FUNBAG, a commenter posed the question of a 4-person celebrity entourage. I'm intrigued.

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I think mine would be:

  • Ryan Gosling - Sexy by association. This is a no-brainer.
  • Justin Timberlake - The two things JT does best, I can't do for shit. Maybe they'll rub off. Bonus: If he and Jessica Biel ever go to splitsville, I'll be prime position for swoop in. They don't call me "Double Cross" for nothing.
  • Ron Swanson - "You had me at meat tornado."
  • Giada De Laurentiis - She's smokin' hot. She's a master chef thus can make me the most delicious meals ever. And she has no standards, which means I have a chance.

So who would be in your celebrity entourage?